its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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