I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
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