I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize