There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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