you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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