i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Sext me about skeletons
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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