She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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