You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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