he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Who wears a wallet chain?!
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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