She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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