I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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