She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
tonight lets celebrate not being married
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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