Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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