I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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