she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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