I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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