Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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