There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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