Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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