my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
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He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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