kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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