you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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