I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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