so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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