im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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