If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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