What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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