It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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