At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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