i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Sober January is a disaster.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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