Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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