big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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