what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
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sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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