She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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