I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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