I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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