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She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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