my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
