Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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