i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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