Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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