my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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