Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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