SEEEEXXX PLEASE
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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