i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
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He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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