You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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