I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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