He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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