sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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