I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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