we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Can I color on your dick again?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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