so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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