why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
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