Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I need water and some morals
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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