Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
