can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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