she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
